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Imagine It's 1946, And You're Meyer Lansky.
Bugsy Siegel Wants You To Invest In "Las Vegas."
In 1946, Your Response Probably Would Have Been "What's A Las Vegas?"

It's Really 2012, And You're You Again.
Robert Jay March Wants You To Invest In "MarchReport.com" ...
And You Ask, "What's A 'MarchReport.com'?"

Over 450 National Advertisers Already Know,
And They Pay For The Privilege Of Advertising Here.
Would You Like Know What They Do?

Sometimes, I feel like Bugsy Siegel, desperately trying to explain his concept of "Las Vegas" to Meyer Lansky's disbelieving, incredulous crew. The character "Moe Greene" in The Godfather Part II was based on Siegel, who saw the future of a lucrative desert resort where the house always won and suitcases full of money were shipped back to the investors weekly, while Lansky could only see the desert as it was at the beginning: empty. Only after Siegel's death did Lansky understand.

In what was arguably the most important speech in all of the "Godfather" pictures, Hyman Roth (based on Meyer Lansky) said to Michael Corleone: "There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me ... Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GIs on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town!"

Executive Summary

MarchReport.com is Ranked in the Top 1% of websites worldwide. As of July 10, 2010, out of over 185,000,000 websites worldwide, we were ranked at #169,866 by Quantcast. Given that Quantcast chronically under-reports our audience, our real rank is closer to 120,000.

Hundreds of national advertisers have paid (per impression, not per click) to advertise on MarchReport.com. The complete current list appears below in The Details section. We are also linked-back to by hundreds of websites around the world, which is a measure of how influential a website is. A partial list appears below in The Details section.

Each visitor to MarchReport.com presently generates 3.5¢ in revenue, based on ad revenue and reader donations received over the last year.

In order to generate an annual revenue of $43,000,000, we need achieve only 1,228,571,428.57 visits annually (15% of what Drudge gets). If we achieve less, we make less; If we achieve more, we make more. I expect the percentages to remain constant.

In order to raise our number of unique visitors, we need to launch an inexpensive dusk-to-dawn radio campaign on two 50,000 watt clear channel news-talk stations that carry right-of-center talk programs (such as Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin, et al.), one east of the Rockies and one West, and low-cost local cable-tv cut-in ads on national news networks.

Yahoo makes the lion's share of it's money the same way we do: paid ads. Every page on Yahoo -- the news pages, the group pages and the search pages -- all have one or two paid ads on them. The last time I checked, Yahoo's market capitalization was $22.14 billion, it's revenues were $6.506 billion, and it's net income $862.6 million. Google's Market cap was $36.004 billion, it's revenues were $23.651 billion, and it's net income $8.312 billion. Since we will not be doing search transactions (the market for that is saturated, and doing so would put us in competition with one of our paid advertisers), we will not rise to those levels, but $43,000,000 ain't bad. The online video site Hulu is expected to generate $240 million in revenue this year. It main revenue stream: paid advertising.

Clearly, this is a no-brainer, yet those who manage some of the largest VC funds in the country, with billions of dollars under management, who have squandered millions upon millions of dollars on internet fads that have no chance of ever making a single penny in real earnings from the actual business, cannot seem to comprehend this. They would rather ramp up expectations for the latest, worthless fluff into a full blown 1630s Tulip mania con job, from which they will cash out well before the speculative bubble bursts. (Last stockholder is a rotten egg!)

This is solid. This produces revenue. Online news has become more popular than reading newspapers in the US; it is the third most popular form of news, behind local and national television stations, according to the Pew Research Center. 61% of those surveyed said they got their news online on a typical day, and that number is growing as newspapers and news magazines decline.

This is a numbers game. As such, there is no risk. It's like buying a lottery ticket where you know the winning numbers in advance, or buying into a legal version of a ponzi scheme at the first level. We increase our numbers, we win. We don't, we lose. The method of increasing our numbers is common knowledge, and it always works without fail. It's Marketing 101.

All we need is the fungible commodity of money, which will yield a return of much more money, just like priming a water pump with a little water to get an ongoing flow of water. Can you see Las Vegas where now there is desert, "Mr. Roth?"

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Executive Summary

The Details

"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." So said Greek statesman and orator Demosthenes.

In terms of search engines; we rank highly on Google; Bing; WindowsLive; Yahoo; MyWebSearch; Ask.com; Conduit, Dogpile and Alltheweb.

Every week, MarchReport.com receives fan mail such as the examples below:

Charlie in Oakland, CA wrote:

A reader who wishes to be referred to by the nom de plume "browneyedgirl" writes:

Ursula S. posted this to our "blogged" ratings page:

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Executive Summary

The Details

"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." So said Greek statesman and orator Demosthenes.

In terms of search engines; we rank highly on Google; Bing; WindowsLive; Yahoo; MyWebSearch; Ask.com; Conduit, Dogpile and Alltheweb.

Every week, MarchReport.com receives fan mail such as the examples below:

Charlie in Oakland, CA wrote:

A reader who wishes to be referred to by the nom de plume "browneyedgirl" writes:

Ursula S. posted this to our "blogged" ratings page:

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